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非數學... (humors)....

【購物數學】

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

 一個男人會出20元，買一個他所需要，但只值10元的東西。

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 一個女人會出10元，買一個她不需要，但值20元的東西。

【公式和統計數學】

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

一個女人結婚後，就不再為未來擔憂。

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

一個男人直到結婚後，才會擔心未來。

A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend.

一個男人所賺的錢，足夠支付她老婆的開銷，就是個成功的男人。

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

可以找到一個成功的男人，就是個成功的女人。

【幸福數學】

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

要和一個男人幸福的生活，你必須非常了解他，而不必太愛他。

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

要和一個女人幸福的生活，你必須非常愛她，而不必嘗試去理解她。

【壽命數學】

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命，但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。

【個性數學】

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

女人希望男人婚後會有所改變，可是他並不會。

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

男人希望女人婚後不會改變，可是她一定會。

【辯論技巧】

A woman has the last word in any argument.

在爭吵時，女人總是爭到最後一字一句。

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument。

在那之後，男人所說的任何句話，又會引起新的爭端。

【戀愛數學】

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

聰明的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 戀愛

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair

聰明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 姦情

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage

愚蠢的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 婚姻

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕

【辦公室數學】

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

聰明的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 利潤

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

聰明的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計= 產量

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

愚蠢的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 升遷

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

愚蠢的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計 = 超時工作

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